From the recording Shiva Me Timbers
Lyrics
Jeffrey Burgler
Jeffrey Burgler you did it again
Stole my pride and ex-girlfriend
You say you will, but you won’t
You say I do, then you don’t
Jeffrey Burgler you did it again
Bought some time but you lost a friend
Took her to dinner
Just to win her heart
Buried treasure
no way to measure your art
You’d fall apart
Jeffrey Burgler you did it again
You fooled ‘em all but man’s best friend
Up went her hackles
on went her shackles that night
You talked up my mother
while my dear brother took the bite
That wasn’t right
Jeffrey Burgler you did it again
Promised a ring but you didn’t say when
You left with a smile
thought you would beguile us all
Lost your protection
Got an infection
Bad call
Your downfall
Jeffrey Burgler you did it again
She dropped the dime and they gave you ten
Jeffrey Burgler you did it again